Geelong vs Collingwood
Collingwood came to play, Geelong came to act like bunch of poofs. Players such as Hunt, Kelly, Varcoe and Blake should start looking for careers elsewhere
Carlton vs Fremantle
Fremantle have the mental toughness of a retard on valium.
Port Adelaide vs Sydney
Just like your friend telling you about last night’s drunken escapades that you weren’t a part of, no one cares about 2 interstate teams playing each other. Let me guess, Sydney were boring and Port Adelaide were uninspiring. Boredom won.
Essendon vs Richmond
Dream time at the G was a truly walkabout affair with both sides demonstrating the best thing about Aborigines, none are capable of 4 quarters of football. Essendon with the most Aborigines played the least quarters of football and lost the match easily
West Coast vs Adelaide
See my comments about Port Adelaide vs Sydney. When the ‘highlight’ of the game was someone infringing the new interchange rules you know it’s been a real humdinger of a match.
Brisbane vs St Kilda
Ross Lyon is on the verge of an elite bunch of coaches – Tony Shaw, Tim Watson and Danny Frawley. That is, he has superbly brought a talented bunch of players down to such a level that his opinion will not be respected until the day he dies.
Melbourne vs Hawthorn
Hawthorn played as ugly as their jumper, Jason Dunstall’s face, Dermott Bremerton’s depression and their bandwagon fat ass supporters. Luckily they were playing Melbourne so they won.
Western Bulldogs vs North Melbourne
Brad Johnson missed after the siren. It’s the first time he hasn’t smiled in his 15 years of AFL.
Comment by Anonymous
Geelong vs Collingwood
Collingwood came to play, Geelong came to act like bunch of poofs. Players such as Hunt, Kelly, Varcoe and Blake should start looking for careers elsewhere
Carlton vs Fremantle
Fremantle have the mental toughness of a retard on valium.
Port Adelaide vs Sydney
Just like your friend telling you about last night’s drunken escapades that you weren’t a part of, no one cares about 2 interstate teams playing each other. Let me guess, Sydney were boring and Port Adelaide were uninspiring. Boredom won.
Essendon vs Richmond
Dream time at the G was a truly walkabout affair with both sides demonstrating the best thing about Aborigines, none are capable of 4 quarters of football. Essendon with the most Aborigines played the least quarters of football and lost the match easily
West Coast vs Adelaide
See my comments about Port Adelaide vs Sydney. When the ‘highlight’ of the game was someone infringing the new interchange rules you know it’s been a real humdinger of a match.
Brisbane vs St Kilda
Ross Lyon is on the verge of an elite bunch of coaches – Tony Shaw, Tim Watson and Danny Frawley. That is, he has superbly brought a talented bunch of players down to such a level that his opinion will not be respected until the day he dies.
Melbourne vs Hawthorn
Hawthorn played as ugly as their jumper, Jason Dunstall’s face, Dermott Bremerton’s depression and their bandwagon fat ass supporters. Luckily they were playing Melbourne so they won.
Western Bulldogs vs North Melbourne
Brad Johnson missed after the siren. It’s the first time he hasn’t smiled in his 15 years of AFL.
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